Hard Living in The Eastern Suburbs

This has been sitting in our drafts for SO LONG while we try to think of a caption.

I dunno. I guess we fried our brains.
Something something ponytail

Like, just, who goes… “ok I’ll just stretch out here in my swimsuit and stilettos and you take a photo of me” with like NO sense of irony?

THIS GUY.

Submission.

Selfie Saturday!

Submission from somewhere.

Group seizure!

Eastern Suburbs, Sydney.

I just keep imagining a people-sized game of falling dominoes.

Eastern Suburbs, Sydney.

Uh oh I think someone broke them

Is this the gun show I bought tickets to?
I want a refund.

Submission from an unknown location.

At least he’s not doing that sticking fingers in his eye thing.

Eastern Suburbs, Sydney.

I bet someone told him this was cool once.

Eastern Suburbs, Sydney.

(Source: overprivileged)

This picture of these 15 year olds has been submitted by three different people.

Those aren’t even shorts. That’s just what jeans look like now.

Eastern Suburbs, Sydney.

Eastern Suburbs, Sydney.

“Why the shit are people still doing awkward leans? Haven’t you learnt anything? Or is it just ironic and cool and tubular now? You humans are fascinating.” - The Awkward Lean.

One of our favourite combinations: the privileged and the B grade celebrity.
Still doesn’t make you famous. 

Eastern Suburbs, Sydney.

(Source: overprivileged)

Last week’s submitter of the week keeps coming with the goods.

Leis, ugg boots and Ed Hardy hats.
Coming to a Vaucluse party near you.

Eastern Suburbs, Sydney. 

Oversexualised teenagers: terrifying parents since 1995.

Eastern Suburbs, Sydney.